normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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