So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Drake has all the answers
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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