therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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