I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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