it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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