accomplished twins. life is a go
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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