why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
you never un-have a 4some
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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