All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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