I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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