There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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