Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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