I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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