I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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