Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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