Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
i think my cat just said my name.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
