..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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