He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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