all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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