I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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