My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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