We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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