what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
high people should be assigned attendants
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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