she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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