I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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