I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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