you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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