it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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