My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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