We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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