My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
time to smoke my breakfast
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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