it was like his penis was on wheels.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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