You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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