Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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