You surviving the open bar?
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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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