just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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