i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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