these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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