Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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