Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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