I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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