I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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