Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Too much gin, very little bucket
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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