I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I will be naked everywhere
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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