Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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