this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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