I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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