How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I see more hoeing in ur future
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