If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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