Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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