Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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