In the future we'll all be gay
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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