Are we in a gay sports bar?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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