so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The adults are the big ones right?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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