It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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